You are cordially invited to introduce yourself. 

Before we meet, I require your..

  • Full name
  • Occupation & Employer, including a verifiable phone number
  • References - at least one lady who've had the pleasure of your company who can vouch for your sanity and lack of grumpiness.

When we meet, I require your full attention!

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As a personal rule, I plan no more than one Clandestine Encounter per month.